So you think you can handle the gross-out in a Fleabag Monkeyface book? Try these simple questions and find out!
1 Where's your favourite place to sleep?
A In a snuggly-wuggly bed with your darling teddy
B Anywhere as long as it's warm and cosy
C In a dirty old toilet bowl
2 What's the wax in your ears like?
A Non-existent. My ears are sparkly-clean and minty-fresh
B Not that bad - I wash them most days
C Icky, sticky and prize-winningly disgusting
3 How would you defeat a giant Nose Monster?
A Give it a ginormouse cuddle and lots of kisses
B Persuade it to be nice over tea and sandwiches
C Fire a volley of supersonic bogeys at it
If you answered A to any of these questions, we suggest you buy a book about fairies or ponies.
If you answered B to any of these questions,you may want to have a sick-bag handy.
BUT if you answered C to any of these questions... get ready for the gross-out ride of a lifetime!